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Budget picks — under £15

The Turds “Bogfather”
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The turds bogfather - the, “bogfather” - £7.54
Add to cart Original box polystyrene • Official turds bogfather • Special edition figurine - Free postage - New and Used
THE TURDS- DUMB SH*T FIGURE-
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The turds dumb figure - turds-, sh*t - £9.73
Add to cart Box shows signs • Wear tear due • Storage see pics - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurine ‘Deep
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The turds figurine - the, ‘deep - £9.99
Add to cart Turds figurine deep • Joke gift secret • Santa condition used - Free postage - New and Used
the turds figurines "tough
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The turds figurines - the, "tough - £10.79
Add to cart Turds figure tough • Log book boxed - Free postage - New and Used

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THE TURDS NOVELTY FIGURINE -
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The turds novelty figurine - turds, - £10.79
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
📊 48 listings · from £7.54 · avg £23.36
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Browse 48 turds figurines listings currently in our index. Prices range from £7.54 to £200, with an average of £23.36. Whether you are hunting for a bargain or looking for a top-spec model, the selection below covers all price points — new, used and refurbished. More about turds figurines →

The Turds Lord Of The Rims
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The turds lord rims - the, - £10.80
Add to cart Turds lord rims • Special edition figure • 2004 part collection - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurine SH*TE
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The turds figurine te - turds, - £10.99
Add to cart This item used • May show signs • Use marks losses - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Steamin Figurine
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The turds steamin figurine - the, - £11.87
Add to cart Good new been • Kept storage just • Taken out box - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurine Turtle Head
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The turds figurine turtle - turds, - £12.89
Add to cart Turds figurine turtle • Head novelty ornament • Unboxed vintage 2004 - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds "Rim Reaper"
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The turds rim reaper - turds, "rim - £12.99
Add to cart Lovely condition rare • Damage why buy • Confidence from seller - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds ‘Little Sh*t’
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The turds little - ‘little, sh*t’ - £12.99
Add to cart Turds turdinator poo • Figurine 2006 joke • Retro condition used - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurine
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The turds figurine - the, - £12.99
Add to cart Turds figurine bullsh • Tter 2006 joke • Retro condition used - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurine - Dumb Sh-t
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The turds figurine dumb - dumb, sh-t - £13.95
Add to cart Like new condition • Just been displayed • Box turds figurine - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds ‘Tough Sh*t’
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The turds tough - turds, ‘tough - £13.99
Add to cart Turds turdinator poo • Figurine 2006 joke • Retro condition used - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurines Key Rings
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The turds figurines - the, rings - £14.00
Add to cart Turds figurines key • Rings - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurine ‘Sh*t
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The turds figurine t - figurine, ‘sh*t - £14.99
Add to cart Turds figurine faced • 2003 retro joke • Condition used dispatched - Free postage - New and Used

Mid-range — £15 to £22

THE TURDS DECORATIVE FIGURINE
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The turds decorative - turds, figurine - £14.99
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Vintage Micro Figure
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The turds vintage - the, micro - £15.00
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Mr Brown Figure
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The turds brown - turds, - £15.99
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds figurine Smell
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The turds figurine - turds, smell - £16.00
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Plop Idol Figurine
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The turds plop - idol, figurine - £16.15
Add to cart Turds plop idol • Figurine quirky novelty • Ornament made resin - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurine Sh*tfaced
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The turds figurine tfaced - turds, - £16.89
Add to cart Turds figurine tfaced • Novelty ornament boxed • Vintage 2004 used - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Figurines
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The turds figurines - the, - £19.34
Add to cart These figurines are • Quirky humorous addition • Any collection made - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Collectable
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The turds collectable - turds, - £19.88
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds - Richard The Turd
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The turds richard turd - turds, - £19.99
Add to cart Like new condition • Just been used • Display box this - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Smellboy Limited
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The turds smellboy - the, - £19.99
Add to cart Turds limited edition • Smellboy certificate logbook • Box bag inserts - Free postage - New and Used
SH*TFACED THE TURDS DECORATIVE
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Tfaced the turds decorative - the, - £19.99
Add to cart Complete certificate - Free postage - New and Used
BAZTURD THE TURDS DECORATIVE
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Bazturd the turds decorative - bazturd, - £19.99
Add to cart Complete certificate - Free postage - New and Used
Rare The Turds Special Edition
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Rare the turds special edition - the, - £20.00
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
Turd Sh*tfaced Figurine TF1006
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Turd tfaced figurine tf1006 - turd, - £20.01
Add to cart Damage figurine biography • Polystyrene box are • Has very light - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Storm Pooper And
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The turds storm pooper - the, - £21.50
Add to cart Storm pooper • Weird bundle unique • Collection figurines turds - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Collectable -
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The turds collectable - collectable, - £21.50
Add to cart Thethe turds collectable • Smellboy limited signed • Funny bathroom ornament - Free postage - New and Used

Premium — over £22

lazy sh*t (the turds)
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Lazy - sh*t, (the - £21.50
Add to cart These figurines are • Must have any • Collector decorative items - Free postage - New and Used
the turds figurines
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The turds figurines - the, - £21.50
Add to cart These figurines are • Must have any • Collector intricate details - Free postage - New and Used
sloppy sh*t (the turds)
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Sloppy - sloppy, (the - £21.50
Add to cart This figurine must • Have any collector • Decorative items crafted - Free postage - New and Used
5 x The turds figurine bundle
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The turds figurine bundle - x, - £24.00
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
RICHARD THE THIRD THE TURDS
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Richard the third - richard, - £24.99
Add to cart Complete certificate - Free postage - New and Used
THE TURDS DECORATIVE FIGURINE
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The turds decorative figurine - the, - £24.99
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
VERY GOOD SH*T THE TURDS
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Very good the turds - good, sh*t - £24.99
Add to cart Complete certificate - Free postage - New and Used
SH*T HAS HIT THE FAN THE TURDS
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Has hit the fan - sh*t, - £24.99
Add to cart Complete certificate - Free postage - New and Used
THE TURDS DECORATIVE FIGURINE
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The turds decorative - the, - £24.99
Add to cart Very few others • Around not miss • Out - Free postage - New and Used
SICK SH*T THE TURDS DECORATIVE
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Sick the turds decorative - sh*t, - £24.99
Add to cart Complete certificate - Free postage - New and Used
ADOLF SH*TLER THE TURDS
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Adolf tler the - the, turds - £29.99
Add to cart Complete certificate - Free postage - New and Used
TIGHT ARSE THE TURDS
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Tight arse the - the, turds - £29.99
Add to cart Complete certificate - Free postage - New and Used
THE TURDS DECORATIVE FIGURINE
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The turds decorative figurine - turds, - £30.00
Add to cart This soft toy • Beanie ages making • Quirky unique addition - Free postage - New and Used
3 X The turds figure
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The turds figure - x, - £30.86
Add to cart - Free postage - New and Used
The Turds Collection Bundle
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The turds collection bundle - collection, - £73.50
Add to cart Turds figurines from • Pacemaker 2004 2006 • Range standard models - Free postage - New and Used
THE TURDS LARGE COLLECTION NEW
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The turds large collection - the, - £200.00
Add to cart Large collection turds • These are new • Boxes log books - Free postage - New and Used

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These 48 listings for turds figurines are the lowest-priced items currently in our index. Prices are sorted ascending so you can quickly gauge the market before going further.

The Turds “Bogfather” Lowest price

The Turds “Bogfather”

Original box polystyrene • Official turds bogfather • Special edition figurine

£8

THE TURDS- DUMB SH*T FIGURE-

THE TURDS- DUMB SH*T FIGURE-

Box shows signs • Wear tear due • Storage see pics

£10

The Turds Figurine ‘Deep

The Turds Figurine ‘Deep

Turds figurine deep • Joke gift secret • Santa condition used

£10

Everything you need to know about turds figurines

Whether you are looking for a brand-new or second-hand turds figurines, eBay offers one of the largest selections available online. With 48 active listings at the time of this page's last update, you have plenty of choice across different conditions, sellers and price points. The cheapest option currently starts at £7.54, while premium listings can reach £200 — giving you a wide budget spread to work with. The average price of £23.36 can serve as a useful benchmark: listings below this tend to be used or auction-style, while those above often include extra accessories, warranties, or are sold by professional sellers with high feedback scores. Always check the seller's feedback rating and return policy before committing to a purchase. If you need the item quickly, filter by "Buy It Now" to avoid the uncertainty of auctions. For used items, look closely at the condition description and photos — terms like "good", "very good" and "like new" can mean very different things depending on the seller.

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